The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated
The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated
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The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated

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All our vests come with 2 FREE regular size patches, which will be chosen at random by us. Thats a $20 value and a great chance to discover new bands! 

Some people are addicted to vaginal skin, while others show up to work on Monday's with a hammer smashed faceThe Tomb Of The Blue-tilated is a vest that will keep you on the straight and narrow, far away from the cryptic stench of a post mortal ejaculation, by helping you to focus your nasty habits onto sewing patches. 

I cum blood when I see the premium quality denim and heavy stitching of this fine quality vest. There were no entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt in the making of this product, so go beyond the cemetery, buy with confidence, and let your battle vest freak flag fly!


Size Chart Height  Shoulder Width Chest Width
 Small 56cm / 22 inches 40cm / 15.75 inches 49cm / 19.25 inches
Medium 62cm / 24.5 inches 44cm / 17.25 inches 52cm / 20.5 inches
Large 67cm / 26.5 inches 48cm / 19 inches 57cm / 22.5 inches
XL 72cm / 28.25 inches 52cm / 20.5 inches 60cm / 23.5 inches 
2XL 73cm / 28.75 inches 55cm / 21.75 inches 63cm / 24.75 inches
3XL 76cm / 30 inches 59cm / 23 inches 66cm / 26 inches