All our vests come with 2 FREE regular size patches, which will be chosen at random by us. Thats a $20 value and a great chance to discover new bands!
Some people are addicted to vaginal skin, while others show up to work on Monday's with a hammer smashed face. The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated is a vest that will keep you on the straight and narrow, far away from the cryptic stench of a post mortal ejaculation, by helping you to focus your nasty habits onto sewing patches.
I cum blood when I see the premium quality denim and heavy stitching of this fine quality vest. There were no entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt in the making of this product, so go beyond the cemetery, buy with confidence, and let your battle vest freak flag fly!
Size Chart | Height | Shoulder Width | Chest Width | |
Small | 56cm / 22 inches | 40cm / 15.75 inches | 49cm / 19.25 inches | |
Medium | 62cm / 24.5 inches | 44cm / 17.25 inches | 52cm / 20.5 inches | |
Large | 67cm / 26.5 inches | 48cm / 19 inches | 57cm / 22.5 inches | |
XL | 72cm / 28.25 inches | 52cm / 20.5 inches | 60cm / 23.5 inches | |
2XL | 73cm / 28.75 inches | 55cm / 21.75 inches | 63cm / 24.75 inches | |
3XL | 76cm / 30 inches | 59cm / 23 inches | 66cm / 26 inches |