The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated

All our vests come with 2 FREE regular size patches, which will be chosen at random by us. Thats a $20 value and a great chance to discover new bands! 

Some people are addicted to vaginal skin, while others show up to work on Monday's with a hammer smashed face. The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated is a vest that will keep you on the straight and narrow, far away from the cryptic stench of a post mortal ejaculation, by helping you to focus your nasty habits onto sewing patches. 

I cum blood when I see the premium quality denim and heavy stitching of this fine quality vest. There were no entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt in the making of this product, so go beyond the cemetery, buy with confidence, and let your battle vest freak flag fly!