All our vests come with 2 FREE regular size patches, which will be chosen at random by us. Thats a $20 value and a great chance to discover new bands!
Some people are addicted to vaginal skin, while others show up to work on Monday's with a hammer smashed face. The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated is a vest that will keep you on the straight and narrow, far away from the cryptic stench of a post mortal ejaculation, by helping you to focus your nasty habits onto sewing patches.
I cum blood when I see the premium quality denim and heavy stitching of this fine quality vest. There were no entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt in the making of this product, so go beyond the cemetery, buy with confidence, and let your battle vest freak flag fly!
|Size Chart||Height||Shoulder Width||Chest Width|
|Small||56cm / 22 inches||40cm / 15.75 inches||49cm / 19.25 inches|
|Medium||62cm / 24.5 inches||44cm / 17.25 inches||52cm / 20.5 inches|
|Large||67cm / 26.5 inches||48cm / 19 inches||57cm / 22.5 inches|
|XL||72cm / 28.25 inches||52cm / 20.5 inches||60cm / 23.5 inches|
|2XL||73cm / 28.75 inches||55cm / 21.75 inches||63cm / 24.75 inches|
|3XL||76cm / 30 inches||59cm / 23 inches||66cm / 26 inches|