NOTE: please DO NOT include other patches or items in your order as it will delay shipment significantly and you will be asked to pay additional shipping or be refunded instead. Vests will ship from USA, everything else will ship from China. They cannot be combined.
Some people are addicted to vaginal skin, while others show up to work on Monday's with a hammer smashed face. The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated is a vest that will keep you on the straight and narrow, far away from the cryptic stench of a post mortal ejaculation, by helping you to focus your nasty habits onto sewing patches.
NOTE: Vest sizes run a bit small so we recommend that you always measure yourself before placing an order, and consider ordering a size up.
|Size Chart||Height||Shoulder Width||Chest Width|
|Small||56cm / 22 inches||40cm / 15.75 inches||49cm / 19.25 inches|
|Medium||62cm / 24.5 inches||44cm / 17.25 inches||52cm / 20.5 inches|
|Large||67cm / 26.5 inches||48cm / 19 inches||57cm / 22.5 inches|
|XL||72cm / 28.25 inches||52cm / 20.5 inches||60cm / 23.5 inches|
|2XL||73cm / 28.75 inches||55cm / 21.75 inches||63cm / 24.75 inches|
|3XL||76cm / 30 inches||59cm / 23 inches||66cm / 26 inches|