The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated

Some people are addicted to vaginal skin, while others show up to work on Monday's with a hammer smashed face. The Tomb Of The Blue-tilated is a vest that will keep you on the straight and narrow, far away from the cryptic stench of a post mortal ejaculation, by helping you to focus your nasty habits onto sewing patches. 

NOTE: Vest sizes run a bit small so we recommend that you always measure yourself before placing an order, and consider ordering a size up.